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TOP TEN WAYS THE WORLD WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE
COVERED WITH WATER
10. Packwood putting the moves on a manatee
9. Top prize on "The Price Is Right": towels!
8. Kevin Costner makes hideously expensive movie about life on
dry land
7. It would be "The Blowfish and Hootie," my friend
6. Cab drivers would be forced to bathe whether they want to
or not
5. Lots of talk on Court TV about O.J.'s "bloody flippers"
4. Michael Jackson would have plastic surgery to look more like
a sea bass
3. It would be considered perfectly good manners to take a leak
out the window
2. I'd host this show wearing nothing but a Speedo
1. All Mets games rained out
Letterman, Friday, July 28, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995